Mon 23 Nov
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You weren’t in love, it was the best thing you’ve had thus far so you figured it was the best thing AVAILABLE and you’re on the ground grabbing at her heels begging her not to leave.
—Anon (/fa/)
Mon 23 Nov
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Ban the use of the L-word so you have to actually prove it. If your relationship hinges on words, you have a problem.
—Anon (/fa/)
Mon 23 Nov
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Only torrential rain, gale-force winds, and bear fights can dishevel my locks.
—Anon (/fa/)
Sun 22 Nov
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Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life…You give them a piece of you. They didn’t ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like ‘maybe we should be just friends’ turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It’s a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.
Sun 22 Nov
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| Anna: | im essentially going to jerk off for the rest of my life now brb |
| Alexa: | boy your dick will be chapped i tell you what |
Sat 21 Nov
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![thedailywhat:
Passive-Passive Note of the Day: Torn from the script of the one-man off-off-Broadway play, The Most Polite Man In The World Visits A Laundromat.
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this is painfully adorable](http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgvuuGpUE1qzpwi0o1_400.jpg)
Passive-Passive Note of the Day: Torn from the script of the one-man off-off-Broadway play, The Most Polite Man In The World Visits A Laundromat.
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this is painfully adorable
Fri 20 Nov
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Fri 20 Nov
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| Angie: | I PUT ON MY SHORTS AND COWBOY BOOTS |
| Anna: | w4jwkljdklajgksg |
| Anna: | WEDDINS ROUND THESE PARTS |
| Angie: | FDSJSDFJSDLFJSD |
| Anna: | i woke up at like 1am and just started laughing over that randomly |
| Angie: | HAFKhas |
| Angie: | fklh |
| Angie: | sdjsdhASJAFKSAHF |
| Anna: | IL IT SO BAD |
| Angie: | il the idea of a church with saloon doors |
| Anna: | IKR MTE |
| Anna: | kicks saloon doors open |
| Anna: | everyone turns around |
| Anna: | silence |
| Angie: | dsfhaskjfdsklj |
| Angie: | ;klfjd |
| Angie: | dskjdsklf |
| Anna: | in my mind this church is like bang in the middle of a desert |
| Angie: | OMG YES |
| Angie: | TUMBLEWEEDS |
| Anna: | because texas is a desert |
| Angie: | omg |
| Angie: | omg |
| Anna: | a few grains of sand blow into the church |
| Angie: | imagines cows sticking their heads in through the windows |
Fri 20 Nov
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| Anna: | I CANT WAIT AROUND FOREVER FOR YOU TO LIKE BEER |
| Dan: | WHY DO I HAVE TO LIKE BEER ANYWAY. |
| Dan: | ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GET ME DRUNK. |
| Dan: | WHICH ISNT HARD. |
| Dan: | ILL DO TEQUILA SHOTS ALL NIGHT CAUSE THEIR SHOTS. |
| Dan: | LETS GO. |
| Dan: | *THEY'RE |
| Anna: | "THEIR" |
| Anna: | LEAVES |
| Anna: | THE |
| Anna: | ROOM |
| Anna: | /BOX |
| Anna: | are we still in the floating box?? |
| Anna: | cause if we were |
| Anna: | i just left |
Thu 19 Nov
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| Anna: | brb peeing really hard |
| Angie: | YAY PEE |
| Anna: | pees furiously |
| Angie: | pee on zefrons face |
| Anna: | i pictured it and it was gross for a lot of reasons. |
| Angie: | dsfkjas |
| Angie: | fsdkjdf |
| Angie: | AKFLHAHASFHASFh |
| Angie: | was his face in your toilet |
| Anna: | OFJSZKFEEIOAWYWUUYDIAOWYFSIODJKASKLGKALGSHYOMFOMGOGMOGMGOMGOGM THE STUFF OF HORROR MOVIES ITT |
| Angie: | HAFHKLFSAJKLFSA |
| Angie: | ASFKLJasfl |
| Angie: | ;jasF |
| : | jsafjsfl; |
| Angie: | jas |
| Angie: | l;l;glf; |
| Anna: | OH MY GOD |
| Anna: | BRB IM GOING TO PEE AND CRY |
| Angie: | ARE YOU CRYING |
| Angie: | SFDKLJ |
| Angie: | sdfkSF |
| LASFJ"AKSFHASKFJasFjk;h | |
| Anna: | klJskla\flafklaghDFASFKNAFJAKG |
| Anna: | LEAVES THE ROOM |
| Angie: | sdfkjsdklj |
| Angie: | TUMBLS |
